The surprise is the missing kid or the missing fish sticks? Convenience food seldom go missing especially with kids.

I see the freezer as a time capsule for unloved food. That is why we have spoilt produce in the freezer but never expired ice cream.

The other issue with freezer is when you have more than one person in the household and everyone denies buying the unloved food. Who purchased the mystery meat from the discount store that closed five years ago?