It would be a lot simpler if we could accurately price the words of people.

"You have a thousands words from Trump? Oh tough. You now owe him a million dollars. And that is 10 minutes of your life that you are never going to get back."

"You need a pardon from Trump? Sorry that cost real money. Trump does not take second hand goods. Even if he sold them to you. Sorry. No returns. At least your MAGA cap fits you."