If only they replace the word conspiracy with fantasy, America would have had a better four years. You can believe in magic potions but you have to take your medicine. Don't want to believe in vaccines? Great, make sure your theories are exclusive to only elves and orcs. (Dwarfs are not guinea pigs.)

Conspiracy theorists are also keen to feel righteous. They need to belong to the "right" side. Those were the people trying to attack the police or smash things on the 6th of Jan. Those conspiracy theorists that wanted to feel important were the ones in the back filming themselves. "That's why the pawns go first."